A few more things I’d like to hear on the radio:
The “your chance to drive a black thunder” competition has been suspended until the police release the vehicle after the last time we ran the competition.
I am now at liberty to tell you what really happened in that park so early in the morning, so many years ago, so many miles away …
The secret sound was, in fact, a quiet plea for help from me. Yes. it has come to that.
Johnno won’t be in again today. Let’s just say he’s sick, very sick, and leave it at that.
I’d never even heard of this artist until the record company gave the content manager and me a business-class trip to LA to see his showcase, but now he’s one of my all-time favourites. I hope you like this track, too, because you’re sure going to be hearing a lot of it.
We apologise that our outside broadcast at Riverside College has been cancelled. It appears that some of us are still not allowed within 300 metres of a school.
The first person who rings in and tells us the title of the third song in that set would sure be doing us a favour. They all sound the same to us.
We really appreciate our listeners, especially now that you have the choice to fire up a playlist of your favourite songs and not have to listen to our shit.
Do you realise that if you factor in the margin for error on the last audience survey, there is a very real chance that absolutely no one is listening to me right now?
Related: You can’t say that on the radio.
